Hi Jared,
just FYI: https://github.com/59de44955ebd/ruwps
It's surely not perfect yet, and e.g. doesn't implement all the iterable stuff of rumps. But it runs ;-)
If you have a Win 10/11 system at hand, check out the/your examples at https://github.com/59de44955ebd/ruwps/tree/main/examples.