Shorten URLs from !news and !fakenews

[cuijulian]

Sample output from !news world command:

<VileBot1>   Wuhan virus: Chinese citizen journalist reports from quarantine zone - Quartz -> https://news.google.com/__i/rss/rd/articles/CBMiW2h0dHBzOi8vcXouY29tLzE3OTgwNzcvd3VoYW4tdmlydXMtY2hpbmVzZS1jaXRpemVuLWpvdXJuYWxpc3QtcmVwb3J0cy1mcm9tLXF1YXJhbnRpbmUtem9uZS_SAV9odHRwczovL3F6LmNvbS8xNzk4MDc3L3d1aGFuLXZpcnVzLWNoaW5lc2UtY2l0aXplbi1qb3VybmFsaXN0LXJlcG9ydHMtZnJvbS1xdWFyYW50aW5lLXpvbmUvYW1wLw?oc=5
<VileBot1>   Princess Cruises confirms 10 additional cases of coronavirus from quarantined ship - Fox News -> https://news.google.com/__i/rss/rd/articles/CBMiY2h0dHBzOi8vd3d3LmZveG5ld3MuY29tL3RyYXZlbC9wcmluY2Vzcy1jcnVpc2VzLWNvbmZpcm1zLTEwLW1vcmUtY2FzZXMtY29yb25hdmlydXMtcXVhcmFudGluZWQtc2hpcNIBZ2h0dHBzOi8vd3d3LmZveG5ld3MuY29tL3RyYXZlbC9wcmluY2Vzcy1jcnVpc2VzLWNvbmZpcm1zLTEwLW1vcmUtY2FzZXMtY29yb25hdmlydXMtcXVhcmFudGluZWQtc2hpcC5hbXA?oc=5
<VileBot1>   Passengers scramble to safety after Turkey plane crash - CBS This Morning -> https://news.google.com/__i/rss/rd/articles/CBMiK2h0dHBzOi8vd3d3LnlvdXR1YmUuY29tL3dhdGNoP3Y9VmtHTDc3ZEJNemfSAQA?oc=5

These links are TOO DAMN LONG.

[Christopher-Chianelli]

Solution: make VileBot1 host a URL Shortner