This repo isn't punny enough

[mrtomrichy]

Your nose is in the scenter of your face.

[radujipa]

I read the first ten puns on http://www.punoftheday.com/ looking for one to make me laugh..
No pun in ten did.

[mrtomrichy]

When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart.

[radujipa]

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

[mrtomrichy]

Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

[radujipa]

I'll just leave this here. http://imgur.com/qHKsHfj