Version 1.1β - “burner phone edition”
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❗ DISCLAIMER
Hi. Still me. Still vibing. Still not a real software engineer.
This weird, mathy, probably inefficient piece of Python is a late-night coding experiment by someone figuring things out one Fraction at a time. If you’re here expecting clean code or scalable architecture… why. Just why.
This is messy. It’s extra. It’s held together by vibes, curiosity, and a Burner Phone. If it works, cool. If it crashes your imaginary game night, that’s also kinda the point? Don’t be mad (╥﹏╥)
So yeah: chaos, jokes, math, and bullets (fake ones). Proceed accordingly.
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💡 What This Project Actually Is
It’s a cartridge probability tracker for the game Buckshot Roulette. Basically: • 🎯 Track how many blanks/full shots are left in your revolver (← don’t quote me on firearm terms, I know nothing about guns 火器に付いてマジでなんも知らん). • 🧮 Real-time math on your odds every time a shot is taken. • 🎞️ Visual display of the current cartridge. • 🔮 Burner Phone mode lets you simulate cryptic bullet predictions. • 🎭 Dramatic flair, sassy outputs, and random Japanese phrases included for flavor.
This isn’t a game engine—there’s no winning or losing logic. Just you, the bullets, and your questionable life choices.
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⚙️ How It Works
The main loop runs automatically. Here’s what goes down: 1. 📦 You input how many blanks and full shots to load. 2. 🎨 The cartridge is displayed visually. ([B][F][F]… etc.) 3. 📊 Probabilities of drawing blanks/full are calculated using Fraction (because decimals are filthy liars: 10進数信じたらアカンわ〜). 4. 🔫 Every time you “fire” a round, you log whether it was blank (B) or full (F), and the cartridge + stats update instantly. 5. 📱 Optional: invoke the mysterious Burner Phone, which offers odd advice or forced fate twists. 6. 🚪 When you run out of rounds, the program exits with a slightly passive-aggressive goodbye.
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☎️ About the Burner Phone™
A mischievous feature that: • Lets you simulate external “intel” on what’s coming next. • Can override cartridge data with dramatic flair. • Comes with its own rules, contradictions, and TODOs because life is messy.
Yes, it’s confusing. That’s the point. Suffer beautifully.
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📓 Notes • Built with Python 3 and Fraction because trust in decimals was lost early on. • No GUI. No fancy visuals. Just pure uncut console output energy. • Cartridge display updates dynamically, and changes style based on what’s left. • Some variables and functions have names that make sense only at 2AM. Respect the chaos.
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🧪 Future Features (Maybe) • All usable game objects. • GUI mode with buttons and maybe animations (don’t bet on it). • Fix burner_phone contradictions (currently: a mess). • Support for localization (cuz I’m a language nerd). • More useful error handling (lol). • Clean, smart code (delusional optimism moment).
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🎤 Final Thoughts
If you’re using this, thank you. If you broke it, congrats. This is not a product—it’s a digital diary of me trying to think like a coder.
Wanna support my weird little projects? • [Steam Wishlist] • [Buy Me a Coffee] • Or just leave a kind comment somewhere on the internet.
Special thanks to github.com/Elxes04 for being a great teacher.
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Tschüssi & Ciao (･ω･)/ “Software” ends here. Cue dramatic reverb effect.