"The simulation isn't crashing. It's strictly following the new patch notes."
The Simulation Log is a satirical, "sysadmin-style" archive of human history. It reimagines real-world historical events (wars, inventions, disasters) as server patch notes, bug fixes, and feature updates for a digital reality known as EARTH_SIM_C-137.
This is a lightweight, static web project. No build steps required.
index.html- The core structure.logs.json- The database of all events.script.js- Handles the rendering, filtering, and search logic.style.css- Custom terminal effects.
- Clone the repository:
git clone https://github.com/MarcelvanDuijnDev/thesimulationlog.com.git
- Open
index.htmlin your browser. - That's it. Pure HTML/JS.
We welcome new "Server Logs" from the community! You can submit a new event in two ways:
Go to the Issues Tab and fill out the "New Log Entry" form. We will format it and add it for you.
- Fork the repo.
- Open
logs.json. - Add your new entry to the top of the list.
- Submit a Pull Request.
To keep the humor consistent, follow these rules:
- Title = Fact: The title must be the real historical name (e.g., "World War I").
- Description = Lore: The description must be "System Logic."
- Bad: "People got sick."
- Good: "Pathogen stress-test initiated. 40% of userbase disconnected."
- Dates: Use clean formats (e.g., "1945", "65 Million BC").
- Regions: Use
Global_Earth,Global_Universe, or specific servers likeEurope_West.
Here is how you get recognized:
- Code Contributors (PRs): If you submit a Pull Request (code or JSON) that gets merged, your GitHub Avatar will automatically appear in the website footer as an "Active Server Admin."
- Log Submitters (Issues): If you submit an idea via Issues, your name (or handle) will be permanently recorded in the
submitted_byfield of that specific log entry. Your name will appear on the Log Card itself for everyone to see. (names must be appropriate)
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