C==, a C-style language.
Uh, there's C++, and there's C#, which is C++++, since # is like 4 plusses. So, I decided to do the same thing. C-- is a thing, so C---- must be C==, because one = sign is the same as 2 minuses.
requires as and ld, which, let's be honest, everyone has
./ceec <file_name>
./a.out
Currently, the only valid program is:
return <some_int>;