Testing

.env

@@ -1 +1 @@
-BOT_ID="YOUR_BOT_ID_HERE"
+BOT_ID="de7b9e2d4f6734f3e993ba22d5"

app.json

@@ -1,7 +1,10 @@
 {
-  "name": "Cool guy bot",
-  "description": "Basic Groupme Bot written in Node",
-  "repository": "https://github.com/petemcgrath/cool-guy-bot",
-  "logo": "http://www.tailgate365.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tom-hanks-906.jpg",
-  "keywords": []
-}
+	"name": "Jake's Bot",
+	"description": "Jake's AI replacement",
+	"repository": "https://github.com/TheBiggestOfBoys/bot-tutorial-nodejs",
+	"logo": "https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/gon65SMMrCEbYAzuZ7opPD.jpg",
+	"keywords": [
+		"groupme",
+		"chatbot"
+	]
+}

bot.js

@@ -1,57 +1,85 @@
+import quotes from './quotes';
+import imageURLs from './imageURLs';
+import gifURLs from './gifURLs';
+import videoURLs from './videoURLs';
+
 var HTTPS = require('https');
-var cool = require('cool-ascii-faces');
 
-var botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
+const botID = process.env.BOT_ID;
+
+const options = {
+	hostname: 'api.groupme.com',
+	path: '/v3/bots/post',
+	method: 'POST'
+};
+
+var body = {
+	bot_id: botID,
+	text: "",
+	attachments: [
+		{
+			type: "image",
+			url: ""
+		}
+	]
+};
 
 function respond() {
-  var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]),
-      botRegex = /^\/cool guy$/;
-
-  if(request.text && botRegex.test(request.text)) {
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    postMessage();
-    this.res.end();
-  } else {
-    console.log("don't care");
-    this.res.writeHead(200);
-    this.res.end();
-  }
+	try {
+		var request = JSON.parse(this.req.chunks[0]);
+		console.log(request);
+
+		if ((request.text && Math.random() > 0.95) || (request.text == "HeIIo")) {
+			this.res.writeHead(200);
+			postMessage();
+			this.res.end();
+		}
+	}
+	catch (error) {
+		console.error('Error parsing request:', error);
+		this.res.writeHead(400);
+		this.res.end();
+	}
 }
 
-function postMessage() {
-  var botResponse, options, body, botReq;
-
-  botResponse = cool();
-
-  options = {
-    hostname: 'api.groupme.com',
-    path: '/v3/bots/post',
-    method: 'POST'
-  };
-
-  body = {
-    "bot_id" : botID,
-    "text" : botResponse
-  };
-
-  console.log('sending ' + botResponse + ' to ' + botID);
-
-  botReq = HTTPS.request(options, function(res) {
-      if(res.statusCode == 202) {
-        //neat
-      } else {
-        console.log('rejecting bad status code ' + res.statusCode);
-      }
-  });
-
-  botReq.on('error', function(err) {
-    console.log('error posting message '  + JSON.stringify(err));
-  });
-  botReq.on('timeout', function(err) {
-    console.log('timeout posting message '  + JSON.stringify(err));
-  });
-  botReq.end(JSON.stringify(body));
+function getRandomIndex(arr) {
+	return Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length);
 }
 
+function postMessage() {
+	var randomValue = Math.random();
+
+	if (randomValue <= 0.5) {
+		body.text = quotes[getRandomIndex(quotes)];
+	}
+	else {
+		if (randomValue < 0.7) {
+			body.attachments[0].url = imageURLs[getRandomIndex(imageURLs)];
+		}
+		else if (randomValue < 0.85) {
+			body.attachments[0].url = gifURLs[getRandomIndex(gifURLs)];
+		}
+		else {
+			body.attachments[0].url = videoURLs[getRandomIndex(videoURLs)];
+		}
+	}
+
+	console.log(body);
+	console.log('sending ' + body.text + ' to ' + botID);
+
+	var botReq = HTTPS.request(options, function (res) {
+		if (res.statusCode != 202) {
+			console.log('rejecting bad status code ' + res.statusCode);
+		}
+	});
+
+	botReq.on('error', function (err) {
+		console.log('error posting message ' + JSON.stringify(err));
+	});
+	botReq.on('timeout', function (err) {
+		console.log('timeout posting message ' + JSON.stringify(err));
+	});
+	botReq.end(JSON.stringify(body));
+}
 
-exports.respond = respond;
+exports.respond = respond;

gifURLs.js

@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+export const gifURLs = [
+
+	"https://i.groupme.com/148x148.gif.64f227cfbe1f4d1a934eecf98a90d11f",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/405x720.gif.99b5d82e6e404e7aa230fbeffdf62557",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/640x522.gif.102d79b04911443ab791e3194e2764c6",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/405x720.gif.9273e0313da342399d63fbf29662c32f",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/220x91.gif.9fdc010e19a54c89b5aaa7d2a4d07556",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/390x480.gif.17bf3bd7d62a48a18739f6b3db0801ac",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/640x612.gif.79d5b648e1b043edafebc24c3a01250e",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/195x229.gif.f8d72135257a4db18cef44f487ab4186",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/480x200.gif.38c3f06228b445b694e0f87ca3220d55",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/498x498.gif.9ba90b8b11f94d3dbf50370e1176971c",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/480x206.gif.3e04bcc558c345b5ac2a2d42f67bbcc3",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/220x181.gif.132aca3241874b6fb5611751ceef1525",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/500x375.gif.6f44868e1a01423abf02966310ff11be",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/540x224.gif.6130682e337d4bb9b0d2ee51523f7bf7",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/382x470.gif.84d33a9a20b9416eb80fec8a685a312f",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/390x480.gif.621af73028224623aab6c2a03c14a9d0",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/220x162.gif.5b78feafbdb94b9da927cab4c9ae3bc6",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/220x159.gif.6885716a001243d6b3f117821b4de53f",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/245x220.gif.c91f05b6e02343d2bcbb3ddb25c3ee4c",
+    "https://i.groupme.com/220x165.gif.fe288553b30e43e3a4c38b1c9303527f"
+];

imageURLs.js

@@ -0,0 +1,85 @@
+export const imageURLs = [
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1080x1079.jpeg.e08faeb0a4bb4068b458a3f63994a842",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/750x650.png.8874165939864b6b9d26ad5e918dcd0d",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/375x666.jpeg.6bef1d29066e4ace89ad056a551eceb5",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/720x1280.jpeg.017a0936855f4703b73bb28cc2d974a3",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/433x577.jpeg.6347f72c4ce0467998beb54f9460bd77",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/3024x4032.jpeg.c6f14d8fa5b44c30b0bbb031b3634751",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/750x739.jpeg.9f6db6097d7b43ab9c497df4b3dea139",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/551x699.jpeg.3c182abef6d044dfb218803cf8df828f",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1152x1750.png.764de261289d422b8c13117669700e83",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/750x650.png.8874165939864b6b9d26ad5e918dcd0d",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/480x429.jpeg.5acd54f001864eaaaa1230ba9457ce14",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1482x800.png.da55ee91b13d4a9aacdda8fe01b8287c",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/768x403.jpeg.b130366fed5941fcad9227937db57ddd",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/957x1258.jpeg.b5d71e7f4a0f4a59ad6275b2712c3458",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1500x2000.jpeg.977af0db50804deda9842c7d576650cf",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/298x167.jpeg.f30bd5f19ccd4a00b31b167a9209911a",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/320x180.jpeg.aa245952845042fea4f24bd3a0a75cde",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/243x369.jpeg.7f2af1009dc744d0bd0aaefec59508b6",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/375x666.jpeg.06b2138cb74e4b6fba392b490743fd18",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/606x856.png.c072de3871994608839b38a1fff8d179",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/300x480.png.0acdb46bd00c44acb50f5e83e8c2643b",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1500x2000.jpeg.d8eecab63de441e6bfa539af43c8c00c",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2000x924.jpeg.a071b3fc04394277a879b0f1d05aa06d",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2796x4974.jpeg.fbb3ff2d0da04af09015b10ec709544c",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1124x1498.jpeg.ed053252e43d49458f4d209c4e25482d",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/720x1280.jpeg.83d0c2376fba4779a8d986e736f96d01",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/720x1280.jpeg.b14b1ccb7dae43a98d23e61bd05f368b",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2532x1401.jpeg.3af482e4109d43efadeda614314688bc",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/720x1280.jpeg.a699c61c19dd498285f54da5df453af1",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1080x598.jpeg.3947d092bb6e434893c6d78372847cbd",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2532x4494.jpeg.b2b6ebf281e342c0a894c7882c9351c1",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/225x225.jpeg.284025cd84ed441db9f93c02308f1d78",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/680x653.jpeg.3cf30494de2242f48fae288222bef492",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/680x760.png.87e40d892c2b4158ac236deeb5b31ae3",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1170x1149.jpeg.334339372c9e47b4a76d1be82b88d5ac",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1025x1348.jpeg.e9a4efb4a4ce4300ae48646b30166c98",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1334x2372.jpeg.dabcb7a3eaa34d99919d153153aed451",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/3024x4032.jpeg.b238c4f2a2a041c38dcd5b60c9b6b3da",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/768x1024.jpeg.178e1a140cc5492880e7cc4fefab0577",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2268x4032.jpeg.a864771c5cfb4e1e862bcc4d7cbc878f",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2316x3088.jpeg.614b6cc1d5954cb5a81943f693cfe78d",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2532x4485.jpeg.dfa35d7a1c684acc8ea6a4a65d874830",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1170x821.jpeg.f1ed3520ba2e4781a98ac3b3f2fe6636",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1920x1280.jpeg.574499bcd88b43a39b6c2a49aaecb30d",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2000x1500.jpeg.174deeccab4a406ea4498f0254a60945",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2268x4032.jpeg.dc60909e71c241709330a43abcfe8b27",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/3024x4032.jpeg.f3654b5d693341399af5512c57c85bef",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2532x4494.jpeg.807f615711ae4d429c22bc29a7d131b4",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/3024x4032.jpeg.68b4bb5e41904268ba3f4461b4c8b307",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/3024x4032.jpeg.6ac82ac8e5c946ac84b6b0e400fdf75c",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1280x720.jpeg.45cf746afbc140c4966e9975216b836e",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/828x1083.jpeg.f8330161bb074bf2a2730b41ef6037a9",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2268x4032.jpeg.b5ea55bd76064a36b7933ffc773194b2",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/575x800.png.7c7844c11f61465a8714575f66c714fe",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1334x2372.jpeg.1c399ed3f89f4ad382b13cb485f4efcd",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2259x3048.jpeg.3c8674314f4f4aeeac095238ab5fe65c",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1600x900.jpeg.44ae6265a13b49b7a3a15f22418a54d4",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/161x250.jpeg.627cc972bd534f8d9562b91ff0853718",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1467x2016.jpeg.372c9674c125466a98d7e699d004245e",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/894x1078.jpeg.984cead0bd94400cba766bd8e6a3abb6",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1165x874.jpeg.00444f2970424617983b4282be7a90d4",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1165x874.jpeg.0824d5badfe84a5e86be2a8cf80c30a2",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1224x1632.jpeg.c4c525901e334578854274a8499d6f9a",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1165x874.jpeg.68647a2cdec040958db888a2f75d82a9",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1917x2556.jpeg.0455cf6283d84306be1ec3b5281bad07",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1333x1000.jpeg.2e06800e9a4b41c9ba5801b386a325a4",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1536x2048.jpeg.55d5227b3d914d06a65f6a68c540c058",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/433x577.jpeg.5deb4e3370a24fa39cfdf49599b3e6e7",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1827x2436.jpeg.96f4c5089f1a49afbb1c5c6a51322997",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1917x2556.jpeg.847cbe1456f9411d8b47b40b2dfadce6",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/224x224.jpeg.ed1bd0080936486c9de30aeed796993f",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/182x274.jpeg.3dbad591aadd449d9ebc619e9d3a8d6a",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2040x1530.jpeg.1043bb6112434022a89eec0a490f0770",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/1333x616.jpeg.cbc8073acea94c8eb4c9acae52b27ab1",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/220x213.jpeg.33ffba4f75034a24a61cd9cec26c4f8d",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2436x3246.jpeg.9f3cd8c6c93042d3adac298f8a4e5ae4",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2340x3816.jpeg.4c0ab73d8f73472985b090b82a1a24d0",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/160x144.jpeg.eb9a1bf53eb74e2bac2e545362425a62",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/955x765.png.55d445ce7dcf4b8ea9d7a0224712c675",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/551x699.jpeg.a9a384d7b0e54fa887a3d76c69ff17ef",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/2097x2796.jpeg.0e656e5ff70447b1904cbae8a68b3709",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/800x450.jpeg.78bae4e7e4d349a6aca6438477208c2b",
+	"https://i.groupme.com/388x392.jpeg.5501575e561d4ef5a13694c372c14b96"
+];

index.js

@@ -1,33 +1,30 @@
-var http, director, cool, bot, router, server, port;
+var http = require('http');
+var director = require('director');
+var bot = require('./bot.js');
 
-http        = require('http');
-director    = require('director');
-cool        = require('cool-ascii-faces');
-bot         = require('./bot.js');
-
-router = new director.http.Router({
-  '/' : {
-    post: bot.respond,
-    get: ping
-  }
+var router = new director.http.Router({
+	'/': {
+		post: bot.respond,
+		get: ping
+	}
 });
 
-server = http.createServer(function (req, res) {
-  req.chunks = [];
-  req.on('data', function (chunk) {
-    req.chunks.push(chunk.toString());
-  });
+var server = http.createServer(function (req, res) {
+	req.chunks = [];
+	req.on('data', function (chunk) {
+		req.chunks.push(chunk.toString());
+	});
 
-  router.dispatch(req, res, function(err) {
-    res.writeHead(err.status, {"Content-Type": "text/plain"});
-    res.end(err.message);
-  });
+	router.dispatch(req, res, function (err) {
+		res.writeHead(err.status, { "Content-Type": "text/plain" });
+		res.end(err.message);
+	});
 });
 
-port = Number(process.env.PORT || 5000);
+var port = Number(process.env.PORT || 5000);
 server.listen(port);
 
 function ping() {
-  this.res.writeHead(200);
-  this.res.end("Hey, I'm Cool Guy.");
-}
+	this.res.writeHead(200);
+	this.res.end('"Jake" Bot');
+}

package.json

@@ -1,26 +1,25 @@
 {
-  "name": "node-js-getting-started",
-  "version": "0.1.2",
-  "description": "A sample Node.js app using Express 4",
-  "main": "index.js",
-  "scripts": {
-    "start": "node index.js"
-  },
-  "dependencies": {
-    "director": "",
-    "cool-ascii-faces": "~1.3.x"
-  },
-  "engines": {
-    "node": "0.10.x"
-  },
-  "repository": {
-    "type": "git",
-    "url": "https://github.com/heroku/node-js-getting-started"
-  },
-  "keywords": [
-    "node",
-    "heroku",
-    "express"
-  ],
-  "license": "MIT"
-}
+	"name": "node-js-getting-started",
+	"version": "0.1.2",
+	"description": "A sample Node.js app using Express 4",
+	"main": "index.js",
+	"scripts": {
+		"start": "node index.js"
+	},
+	"dependencies": {
+		"director": ""
+	},
+	"engines": {
+		"node": "0.10.x"
+	},
+	"repository": {
+		"type": "git",
+		"url": "https://github.com/heroku/node-js-getting-started"
+	},
+	"keywords": [
+		"node",
+		"heroku",
+		"express"
+	],
+	"license": "MIT"
+}