At Microdong Systems, we’re on a mission to reshape the landscape of artificial intelligence. Our groundbreaking innovation, Robputer, is not just another AI—it’s a return to the roots of AI with a twist that sets it miles ahead of the competition.
With its humble origin as a hacked-together Eliza program, Robputer has since evolved into something much more... complicated. It's an advanced AI system (sort of) designed to provide terminal-based interaction with a special personality. Whether it's helping, judging, or just idling in existential dread, Robputer is here to add some charm to your existence.
In the race for more powerful AI, something vital was left behind. Robputer harnesses the incredible efficiency of a forgotten technique known as Eliza.
Originally developed in the early days of AI, we’ve enhanced and scaled this method to achieve over 10,000x more power efficiency per inference compared to the latest methods from so-called “leading” AI technology companies like OpenAI, DeepSeek, and Google.
Robputer isn’t just a step forward—it’s a leap back to the fundamentals, reimagined for the modern era.
- 🐱 Idle Chit-Chat: Robputer keeps the silence at bay with sarcastic, insightful, or just plain weird commentary.
- 😴 Prompt Responses: Ask it questions or give it commands, and watch Robputer respond with (sometimes) useful answers.
- 🍁 Made-in-Canada: Finally, an AI that understands donairs, beaver tails, and Hawaiian pizza.
- ⚡ Unmatched Efficiency: Robputer uses a fraction of the energy of other AIs, making it not only powerful but also sustainable.
- 🧠 Seamless Integration: Thanks to our innovative Human API, Robputer interfaces with the world in a way that anyone can use—no technical expertise required. By utilizing familiar interfaces, humans become the API, enabling Robputer to be universally adaptable to any system, anywhere.
Imagine an AI that never stops growing. Robputer features a learning model that can be extended forever—without ever needing to pause for expensive downtimes or a complete rebuild.
Just keep adding parameters and watch as Robputer’s knowledge and capabilities expand exponentially—all without requiring expensive hardware.
Behold the revolutionary power of Robputer—the most advanced, efficient, and personality-driven AI ever conceived. Don’t just read about it—experience it firsthand at www.robputer.com.
The future is here, and it’s waiting for you to say hello.
This project is distributed under a dual licensing model. This ensures free access to most of the project while protecting select assets. Please see the full details in the ROBPUTER PROJECT DUAL LICENSE AGREEMENT.
Got questions? Just send them on to Robputer!
But if you'd prefer to gamble and see if one of our very real and highly trained engineers at Microdong Systems will reply, send an email to: microdongsystems@gmail.com.
No guarantees, but miracles happen!
Hopefully, you’ve figured out by now that this is supposed to be a humorous parody project of existing AIs—and if you don't know, now you know.
Before you dive into the code, here’s a quick disclaimer:
I’m not a JavaScript developer by trade. This project wasn’t built as a showcase of best practices or cutting-edge programming techniques—it’s more of a fun, creative experiment.
Think of it as part art project, part parody, and part curiosity-driven tinkering. If you’re here to learn, you might pick up some inspiration or laughs, but maybe not pristine code examples.
That said, I hope you enjoy exploring the world of Robputer, and if you have ideas, fixes, or just want to join in on the fun, feel free to contribute!
Please be sure to read the license before starting any development.
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Clone this repository to your machine.
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Open http://localhost:8000 in your browser.